June 8. 2009
Written by Van Neuter friend and colleague, Ms. Peace Moonbeam.
OK, several days after his apparent breakdown and abrupt switch from being a "God and country" conservative to a "spread the wealth" liberal, Scooter has found my last nerve and is riding it like an over-caffeinated spider monkey!
The "new" Scooter is bad-mouthing our country, insulting our troops, has stopped working and applied for welfare, is smoking dope all day, etc. - in other words, normal liberal behavior. What is definitely NOT normal is Scooter's retarded masquerading as a biracial Marxist with Muslim roots, and worse (if that were possible), taking on the moronic name "Orack Hussan" Van Neuter.
Scooter's cheesy makeover with grease paint, short dyed permed hair, and a hideous fake mole (chocolate sprinkle) has transformed him into a freakish parody of our beloved president. Couple that with the fact Scooter now punctuates his speech with pauses and "ughs" makes me want to rip his nuts off every time he opens his mouth. I'm THIS close to buying him a teleprompter just to hear him speak a complete sentence again.
Look, In all fairness I'll be the first to admit the "Obama" vibe is currently very hot, and Scooter/Orack has become wildly popular in social circles - hard to believe considering just a few days ago he had exactly three friends, and at least two of them hate his guts.
Orack is now hanging with a plethora of intelligent and beautiful people, including college professors and movie stars, and has already dumped Heather for another brainless skank, this one 100 pounds lighter with boobs the size of weather balloons. Still, gaining friends by poorly impersonating someone else is classless and wrong, even by Scooter's standards.
As a progressive, proud liberal it hurts me to say this, but I HATE this Orack character. If this is the price for Scooter becoming a liberal, it's too freaking high.
Orack's new liberal hottie
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