What did I just say about looking down here? STOP.
Do not look below this point!
What did I just say about looking down here? STOP.
I'm going to count to three. I'm telling you right now, for your own good you'd better not be reading down here by the time I reach three.
One...
Two...
Two and a half...
Three!!
Maybe you didn't hear me say "Three"
I SAID THREE, DAMMIT
What is it about "three' that you DON'T UNDERSTAND??
THREE!!
I've about had enough of this.
Okay, Now you're getting on my nerves. I distinctly told you not to look down here, so what do you think you're doing? Could you be looking down here like I told you NOT to? YES, YOU ARE LOOKING DOWN HERE AND NOW YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!! I just called the police, how do you like THAT? Serves you right, punk.
Police are coming!
Ah, if I were you, I'd be running like crazy. The police will be here any moment.
Better yet, don't run. I want to see them pound you into pulp with those big flashlights! Yeah, stay right there. Yeah.
I hope you're scared. You SHOULD be!
This is going to be REALLY painful. Those flashlights are huge!
I know they're coming. Probably had to get a donut or something..
Maybe they had a flat...
Alright, you got lucky cause they just called and said they're not coming but if they would have, you'd be screaming like a little girl by now.
You've had your fun, but it's time for you to go now. I'm serious. please go.
HA! I just sent a horrible virus into your computer! Now who's laughing?
Hint: It's ME!! Hey, you deserved it for reading down here where there's nothing to read. Loser.
It'll take a minute until your stupid computer crashes, but it will crash. Oh, IT WILL CRASH!! BBBWAAAAHHAAAAAHHHAAAAHHAAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAAAHHHAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAAAHHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Virus running amok! Destroying sensitive data....
OOPS, there goes your photos and illegally-downloaded songs!
Computer acting up? Now who's your daddy? Who's crying now, punk?
"Oh, boo hoo, I went where I wasn't supposed to and some nasty person ruined my fancy computer. Oh, boo hoo, what am I going to do? I wish I would have listened! Oh, the humanity!!"
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