WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - A leaked Department of Homeland Security (DHS) memo details efforts to provide a quicker and more efficient means of repatriating illegal aliens. Currently, there is a heavy backlog of individuals awaiting deportation due to a shortage of manpower and transportation.
According to the memo, the new technology-driven process will cut the time and cost of deporting an individual by nearly 96%, while freeing border agents for needed interception duties until a wall is built.
Unfortunately, not everyone is happy with the proposal. Immigration rights activists call the new process "draconian and demeaning," and are demanding Democrats block its implementation. "Whoa. What the f*ck, man. Damn." said Open Borders spokesman Juan Pacheco after reviewing a photo of the technology in action (below).