LONDON, England (World News Bureau) - Just one day after a Muslim terrorist killed three and injured scores more in this city, British Prime Minister Theresa May was attacked while visiting the predominately Muslim district of Whitechapel in East London. Mrs. May, who insists that Islam had nothing to do with yesterday's terror attacks, was visiting the neighborhood to show her solidarity with the city's burgeoning Muslim immigrant population.
Sources say the Prime Minister was shaking hands in front of a mosque when she was suddenly surrounded by dozens of young men and boys who proceeded to "grope and fondle" her before her outnumbered security detail was finally able to pull the politician from the raucous crowd. Afterward, a shaken but apparently unharmed May was photographed smoking a cigarette (below) while aides attempted to recover articles of her clothing.
The cheeky Prime Minister later quipped to reporters, "If I have a son, I'm going to name him Muhammad."