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06/29/2011

Photos Of Convalescing Chavez Released

HAVANA (BHN) - Photographs showing an apparently healthy Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez have been released by the Cuban media.

The photos dispel rumors that Chavez is critically ill, but fuel other rumors that he was "turned into a girl" during the surgery to remove a pelvic abscess. Reportedly, Chavez's penis was accidentally removed, and the Venezuelan strong man has gone from 'bromance' to romance with soul mate Fidel Castro.

The released images show Chavez and Fidel Castro cavorting in their underwear "reminiscing about old times," according to the Cuban news agency.

My comments: Wow, they look so happy together! I hear Hugo's trying to get preggers :)


Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro

06/29/2011 |

Tags: chavez and castro, cuban homosexuals, filthy commies, gay socialists, hugo and fidel, hugo chavez in cuba, socialist morons

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