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07/11/2012

Romney Beaten, Robbed At NAACP Speech

HOUSTON (BHN) - Presidential candidate Mitt Romney was beaten and robbed during his address before the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People (NAACP).

Romney had barely begun his address when a mob of approximately 50 - 100 colored people swarmed the stage, beating the candidate and stealing his watch and items from his pockets. After collecting himself, Romney continued his speech until being attacked by an even larger group of colored people who again beat him, stripped him naked, and stole his clothes.

Unable to finish, Romney was assisted offstage by police and paramedics before they too were set upon by a large number of colored people. No arrests were reported.

My comments: Who didn't see THAT coming?

 

Romney at NAACPMitt Romney after being beaten and robbed by colored people at NAACP convention


07/11/2012 |

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