WASHINGTON (BHN) - A veteran U.S. law enforcement official has filed a discrimination lawsuit against Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, charging she pushed him aside in favor of Dora Schriro, a far-less qualified woman she was having a relationship with.
"Despite my knowledge and experience, Miss Napolitano saw fit to increasingly ignore me, finally placing a clueless carpet-muncher with the IQ of a toaster into the bogus position of 'special adviser,' the individual's suit claims. "Her only advice appeared to be for Napolitano to wear tighter pants."
A friend of Napolitano denied the lawsuit's claims, saying "the two are simply co-workers who enjoy each others' company - usually with large quantities of baby oil."
"Simply co-workers" (file photo)
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