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04/19/2013

Boston Bomber With Muhammad

BOSTON (BHN) - Boston bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev was sent to Paradise early Friday morning in a hail of bullets and shrapnel. His accomplice and brother, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, escaped and is being sought by authorities.

Tamerlan was a devout Muslim who achieved martyrdom through jihad against his bitter enemies: strangers watching a foot race.

 

Tamerlan Tsarnaev in ParadiseThe Prophet Muhammad welcomes Tamerlan to Paradise

 

04/19/2013 |

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