Good morning, especially to my millions of international reader peeps.
In an incredible twist to the already confusing British occupation of Iran, reports are coming out of Tehran indicating the 14 male British sailors are planning a victory march through the streets of that occupied city. News reports say the lone female sailor is being sent back to the U.K. after becoming psychotic during a bout of PMS.
Surely now the wild rumors that Iran "captured" these members of one of the world's most powerful military forces will subside. The question now is what is the U.K. going to do with Iran?
Scooter peace out.
