Hey peeps.
From the many emails I've received pleading for me to re-think yesterday's decision to stop replying to your comments, I decided to weigh the the pros and cons:
Pros:
- Gives my readers a sense of importance, communicating directly with one of the internet's premier blog personalities.
- Makes me feel good about myself, reaching down to those who idolize me.
- Replying gives me a chance to be mean to those readers I don't really like.
Cons:
- Takes me away from cocktail parties, Paris, Britney, Lindsay, and the rest of my close real friends.
- Requires me to try and act nice to uneducated, unemployed internet addicts.
- Inflicts more wear and tear on my already over-taxed fingertips.
- Forces me to defend myself against several vicious, hateful readers who don't give me the respect my talent deserves.
Conclusion:
I already told you I don't have time. Quit bothering me or I'll write for some other people.
Scooter peace out.
