Hi peeps.
Many of you are breathlessly waiting for an update on my budding romance with the gorgeous and beautiful Fran Vutti, so here it is.
We speak every night, where I read romantic poetry that I have written just for her. I have always been talented at writing poetry, but Fran has inspired me to a whole new level of rhyme and beauty that elevates one's soul and sets the spirit free to fly like a large bird. Here's just a sample:
"Fran"
Fran, when I hear your sweet name,
I feel absolutely no shame,
in telling the world that I love you just the same
as if you were Britney Spears,
with huge hooters and gobs of fame.
When you called me Hon,
I knew you were the one,
to stand by my side on life's wild ride,
having fun in the sun as my wife, guide, and bride.
My waitress you were,
my lover you'll be,
I can't wait to kiss you
and your naughty parts see.
You are the wind beneath my wheels,
the spark within my heart.
When your tender touch meets my skin,
I uncontrollably fart.
You move me.
Scooter peace out.
