Hello peeps.
Yesterday's indictment of Scooter Libby was bittersweet for me. While I join all liberals in delighting over every misfortune of the present administration, I am deeply saddened and ashamed by the tarnishment of my family name. It's a sad thing when somebody in your family tree goes awry of the law, because it casts a pall over the rest of us who work hard to bring dignity to that name we so proudly bear.
If Scooter Libby gets the electric chair, which he no doubt deserves, I will probably petition the courts to legally change my name. I was thinking of something like "Dirk" or "Lance." Anyway, we'll see what happens.
Scooter (not the criminal) peace out.
