Happy Monday peeps.
Sorry I didn't post over the weekend, but as you can probably guess the life of a media celebrity is a frenzied one, what with all the parties, interviews, fine dining, etc. Also, along these same lines, as much as I enjoy replying to the zillions of adoring comments I receive every day, I simply don't have the time. Please don't take it personally, except you two or three pinheads who continually make disparaging comments about me - in your cases it's personal.
NEWS NEWS NEWS:
- Barack Hussein Obama body-slammed Hillary "JFK" Clinton with his kewl internet spot showing her in a take-off of "1984." It scared the crap out of me so bad, I almost made the jump right past Obama and into the Republican Party. Almost.
- Al Gore is braving extreme cold to testify at the Capitol concerning global warming. As cold as it is in that part of the country, I'm sure the grilling will be welcomed by Big Al.
- John McCain, riding around on the "Straight Talk Express" (just like the Polar Express only with no gay talk allowed), vowed to fix the world's view of the Ugly American. I know John has some serious coin, but I had no idea he could afford liposuction for our entire population. If Obama scares me into the GOP, I may have to vote for John, especially if he throws in a little Botox.
That's it for now.
Scooter peace out.
