TGIF peeps.
Several of you have inquired about my romance with Fran Nan Vutti, the waitress I met at Denny's. Our relationship was progressing nicely up to the point I was awarded the prestigious World's Best Weblog Award. My sudden fame and notoriety may have been too much for her, and certainly her walking in on Paris and me in the bathroom at the Viper Room didn't help. Anyway, I had to cast her aside as her insecurities were putting a serious dent in my happiness.
I don't know if it's fame, money, or just the fact that I'm now so well known and wealthy that seems to attract girls like flies to roadkill. All I know is I've been absolutely AWASH in hotties since I won my yooge award. I don't want to be a name dropper, but here's some names: Paris, Britney, Lindsay, that chick who was in "Kill Bill," Cher, that really tall brunette Victoria's Secret model with the giganto hooters, the hot black chick with the big hair from "Deal Or No Deal," and many others I can't remember right now.
Meanwhile, my new agent has already booked me on the "Boots and Bobbie" Cleveland morning radio show, a charity car wash in Wichita, and a celebrity golf tournament in Somalia! This weekend I'm going to be hanging out close to the Playboy mansion, so things could get exciting, if you know what I mean.
Ciao, baby.
Scooter peace out.
