Yo peeps.
Congratulations continue to pour in after yours truly received the 2007 World's Best Weblog Award (see right sidebar). I have been up for two days now, riding an adrenaline rush and answering telephone calls, doing interviews, receiving flowers and presents, and essentially just basking in the glory of winning the Internet's biggest award of the year.
Yesterday afternoon I went shopping for a new Mercedes S600, and even found a silver one that was PERFECT, but when the snooty sales guy wouldn't let me drive it or even sit in it, I told him to bite me, and me and my entourage left in a huff. I'm thinking at this point maybe a Toyota Prius would be better, as it may buy all of us an extra hour or two on earth, before we suffer the inevitable flaming death that Al Gore has arranged.
Also, yesterday I hired an agent who will set up all the stuff for me to do that will make me even more famous. I was lucky to get this guy as he was Bobby Dermer's (voice of "Grumpy Bear" in the Care Bears movies) agent, and in great demand. Already he's talking about maybe getting me the lead role in the next "Titanic" movie! I can hardly wait to see Kate Winslet naked! It seems like everything is moving so FAST.
I gotta go now, as I have an interview with the hosts of "Good Morning San Juan." Ciao, baby (star talk).
Scooter peace out.
