Clinton, Edwards Overheard Conspiring Against Rivals
Unaware they were being recorded, Senators Hillary Clinton (D-NY) and John Edwards (D-NC) were overheard talking before a recent debate about ways to limit their opponent's exposure.
Scooter's Report has obtained a transcript of their conversation:
Clinton: Hello John, fabulous haircut!
Edwards: Oh thanks, Hillary. Say, are you going to be channeling an old black woman tonight, or are you speaking in your own voice? Hehehehe.
Clinton: Ha Ha. Listen, seriously, we need to do something about these debates. I gotta tell you, I don't even know who some of these candidates are.
Edwards: I'm with you, Hil. It's like elite trial lawyers debating retarded janitors or something.
Clinton: Kucinich WISHES he were a retarded janitor!
Edwards: Hahahaheheheee. Is it just me, or does he look like a troll doll with a cheap haircut?
Clinton: Hey what about this - we raise the podiums to like five-foot tall, that would get rid of Kucinich.
Edwards: Not bad, not bad. What about we do the debates on poorly-lit stages with brown backdrops? Every time Obama talks, all you'd see was some eyes and teeth!
Clinton: I like the way you think, Pretty Boy.
Edwards: Running mate?
Clinton: We'll see.
Reportedly, Kucinich was incensed when told of his rival's comments, "Just because I spend under $400 for my haircuts, and am not an evil, shrill, old hose-bag riding the coattails of my rapist/sexual predator husband, is no reason to exclude me." Oh snap!
This election is heating up.
Scooter peace out.
