Democrat Presidential Candidates To Hold Gay Debate
In a historical first, presidential candidates will participate in a debate centered entirely on LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Butch, Transformer) issues. So far, Democrats Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John Edwards, and Chris Dodd have committed to the debate. While it's obvious Edwards is deeply involved in the gay arena, and Hillary Clinton has long been rumored to be responsive to lesbian needs, Obama's participation is being applauded as courageous in LGBT circles. My sources are still trying to figure out who Chris Dodd is, but assume he's also a Democrat candidate for President, and probably gay or transformer.
The LGBT represents a large and rapidly growing bloc of voters who traditionally vote exclusively Democrat. "Unlike Republicans, Dems are totally in-step with our values," said LGBT International spokesperson Bobbee Starr, "And this debate will really help us determine which Democrat candidate deserves our votes, by showcasing their individual fashion sensibilities."
Latest LGBT surveys show Obama to be the overall front-runner, widely regarded as having the "most delicious ass," Edwards second on the strength of his "dreamy hair" and "luscious, pouty lips," and Clinton third, thanks to her "strong cankles (calves/ankles combo)," always popular with butch and transformer voters.
Scooter peace out.
Me interviewing Edwards earlier this year
