Scooter's Report has gained an exclusive interview with myself, Scooter Van Neuter, owner/correspondent of the popular news blog "Scooter's Report":
SR: Now that you have come out of seclusion, please tell our readers what you've recently been subjected to.
Van Neuter: I would like to read my statement.
SR: Very well.
Van Neuter: "The reign of terror perpetuated by the Bush administration has reached epic proportions with the arrest, questioning, and psychological torture of yours truly yesterday. With the help of Allah (peas be up on him) these acts will be punished."
SR: How were you tortured, and are you, in fact, a Muslim?
Van Neuter: I've read my statement, that is all.
SR: You're not answering my questions, how di
Van Neuter: I have said all I'm going to say.
SR: But you agreed to
Van Neuter: Enough! I'm not going to argue with you. I'm leaving.
SR: But I'm you.
Van Neuter: That's your problem, infidel. (Leaves)
It's interesting to note that during the short interview with Van Neuter (me), he (I) was wearing a large fake beard and Middle Eastern-style cap and robe, leading to the possible conclusion that he (I) has, indeed, again embraced his (my) former religion of Islam. Maybe the FBI knows something we don't.
More on this exclusive story as it develops.
Scooter peace out.
Allah (peas be up on him) be praised.
Scooter Van Neuter
