Iraq Captain Not Going Home
After winning the Asia Cup, Younis Mahmoud, captain of Iraq's victorious football team, said he would not return to his home country because he fears being killed: "Those crazy carpet-kissers would gut me like a fish," he said. When asked where he would go and what he would do, he replied, "The usual - move to Detroit and drive a cab."
Commenting on the situation in Iraq, he said, "I want America to go out. I wish the American people didn't invade Iraq and hopefully it will be over soon." When reminded of the fact that Uday Hussein used to be in charge of the team and regularly used to torture players and rape their wives and girlfriends, Mahmoud said, "Oh yeah, I forgot about that. USA number one."
That's more like it, you sissy ball-kicker.
Scooter peace out.
