Lindsay Lohan Arrested!!
- Charged with yet another DUI!
- Cocaine in pocket!
- Driving on suspended license!
- Recently released from rehab!
- Jail probable!
- World stunned!
Today the the entire world is reeling from the news that actress Lindsay Lohan was charged with DUI and cocaine possession after being arrested early this morning. The troubled star completed her second rehab stint just two weeks ago, and will likely face jail time if convicted of this latest crime. After being released from custody, Lohan posted this message to her fans on her MySpace page:
"Thnks to all my deer frends. As you know I had a little problm last night becasue of medications I accidenty took to much of and accidntly drove without my knowlege. I will be proven NOT GIULTY of these charges and promise to continue entertiang you my wondefulfans in the way you luv and desrerve. LL"
Now THERE'S a trooper! We at Scooter's Report join the rest of the world in wishing her well. We love you Lindsay!
World On Brink Of Total Destruction
Scientists of all major world powers today announced that rapidly-escalating global wars and devastating climate changes are threatening our entire planet with imminent total destruction! Current reports estimate every living thing on earth may perish within the next 24 - 48 hours. More on this as it develops.
Scooter peace out.
