Pelosi Named 4th Most Beautiful On Capitol Hill
Washington DC - "The Hill" has named 67-year-old Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi the fourth most beautiful person on Capitol Hill.
The article states: "It is puzzling just how the first female Speaker of the House stays so fit. She is always working and traveling to enemy countries, rarely exercises and reportedly noshes on Ghirardelli mint chocolates and large amounts of defeatism."
Robin Givhan, the Washington Post fashion critic, earlier this year wrote, “She looks polished and tasteful, with just a hint of 'My skin's been pulled so tight my eyebrows are almost in my hair'.”
Astronauts Have Flown Drunk
Florida - A panel has found that on at least two occasions astronauts were allowed to fly after flight surgeons and other astronauts warned they were so intoxicated that they posed a flight-safety risk. The panel also reported "heavy use of alcohol" by astronauts before launch. More on this as it develops.
Lindsay Lohan To Become Astronaut
Sources close to Lindsay Lohan have told Scooter's Report that the troubled actress has decided to join NASA, filling the position vacated by Lisa Nowak. When asked about her thoughts concerning the dangers of high speed space travel, Lohan replied, "It's what I love." You go girl!
Scooter peace out.
