EXTRA WEEKEND EDITION!
Scooter Van Neuter Questioned about Terror Attack
This morning FBI agents arrested Scooter Van Neuter, owner/correspondent of the popular internet news site, Scooter's Report (TM), for questioning in connection with a foreign car bombing. Authorities said Saturday's incident at London's Heathrow Airport was almost identical to Van Neuter's U.S. Islamic terror attack last year (Peace Moonbeam's story here). When I asked myself about this, I angrily replied, "No comment! Get that #*$!*% tape recorder out of my face." Apparently now in hiding, I am unavailable to myself and other reporters.
"The similarities are too obvious to overlook," said an FBI spokesman when asked about Van Neuter's connection to the London bombing. "At the best, foreign jihadists copied Mr.Van Neuter's plan. At the worst, we've got good reason to believe Van Neuter may have personally played a part in this attack." FBI records show that I became a devout Muslim (here) and participated in terrorist acts (here and here), before being arrested and sent to Guantanamo.
In an exclusive letter given to Scooter's Report, I wrote, "I am totally innocent of these charges, the FBI can bite me." Unfortunately, looking at the above background, I'm not totally convinced. I'll keep an eye on myself and report any new developments.
Scooter peace out.
Van Neuter's 2006 Terrorist Attack
