WASHINGTON (SR) - President Obama and Vice President Biden hosted Cambridge police Sargeant James Crowley and Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates on the White House lawn yesterday for beers and conservation.
Obama, the first half-white U.S. president, described the meeting between Gates and Crowley as "friendly and thoughtful," at least up to the point where Gates spit in Crowley's face while calling him a "Klansman with a badge," prompting the police officer to take down the tumultuous professor, and pushing his face into an "executive movement" left behind by the First Dog.
According to one White House insider, the get-together finally ended when Vice President Biden was nearly electrocuted while drunkenly urinating on a security camera. "Joe screamed like a little girl and his pubic hair briefly caught fire," reported the unnamed source, "Then he puked all over the birdbath."
My comments: Man, that sounds like my kind of fun! Maybe I'll make a racist fool of myself getting arrested so I can party with Barry and Joe, too (but only if they break out the margaritas). Speaking of which.........
Obama, the first half-white U.S. president, described the meeting between Gates and Crowley as "friendly and thoughtful," at least up to the point where Gates spit in Crowley's face while calling him a "Klansman with a badge," prompting the police officer to take down the tumultuous professor, and pushing his face into an "executive movement" left behind by the First Dog.
According to one White House insider, the get-together finally ended when Vice President Biden was nearly electrocuted while drunkenly urinating on a security camera. "Joe screamed like a little girl and his pubic hair briefly caught fire," reported the unnamed source, "Then he puked all over the birdbath."
My comments: Man, that sounds like my kind of fun! Maybe I'll make a racist fool of myself getting arrested so I can party with Barry and Joe, too (but only if they break out the margaritas). Speaking of which.........
