WASHINGTON (SR) - The White House fired another salvo at the Fox News Network Monday morning when Senior Advisor David Axelrod issued a statement accusing the network of "totally fabricating everything they've ever reported concerning anything having to do with Barack Obama or members of his administration." The statement also claims Sean Hannity, the host of a popular Fox News program, is "very possibly a reincarnated convicted pedophile and animal abuser."
While Fox News has yet to issue a formal response to the White House's charges, the network's lead story this morning reports on allegations from an undisclosed Obama administration insider that David Axelrod has been involved in a "drug-fueled" three-way affair with White House Communications Director Anita Dunn and an unidentified bi-sexual porn star, and that Dunn is "likely" pregnant with a child by one of the men.
Fox is also quoting an unnamed source as saying White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel may "conceivably" be the son of the notorious Nazi, Dr. Josef Mengele, known as the "Angel of Death." The story alleges a young Rahm Mengele conducted sadistic experiments on natives in Brazil with his father, before being smuggled into the United States by prominent Democrats and given a new identity.
The White House is expected to respond to these allegations later today.
My comments: Holy Pope-on-a-rope! Just when you think you know somebody!
It's going to take more than a few delicious margaritas to get the picture of Axelrod and Dunn naked together out of my head!
Young Rahm Mengele/Emanuel?