SCOOTER'S REPORT EXCLUSIVE - New evidence is emerging that strongly indicates the recent attack on our country was more than the product of one person's anger or mental illness, but rather a carefully planned and efficiently executed assault involving many.
"This isn't a matter of somebody going crazy, this is the result of a deadly plan conceived by a group of hateful subversives whose only goal is to destroy America and rebuild it in their own demented image," a high-ranking CIA official told our reporter. "These bastards hate everything this country stands for and will go to any lengths to change it."
Officials have yet to publicly identify other individuals that played a part, but say there is substantial evidence that the House health care reform bill voted in on Saturday was the work of "numerous shadowy individuals working within the Democratic Party," besides House Speaker Nancy Pelosi who has taken most of the credit for it.
The bill now goes to the Senate where experts say it faces strong opposition.
My comments: Holy cow! Pelosi, who everybody knows is an enemy of the core values of this country, creates this assault on our health care with the help of God knows who, yet we're surprised when the thing gets passed? Somebody was asleep at the switch and needs to pay for this!
Evidence says Pelosi didn't act alone