Marrakech (SR) - U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton offered millions in aid to the Muslim world Tuesday in an attempt to forge closer ties.
Clinton's speech in Morocco unveiled a new set of aid proposals aimed at building on President Barack Obama's promise to seek favor from the Islamic world through appeasement, huge gifts of U.S. taxpayer dollars, and a pledge of less violence toward Muslims attempting to murder our citizens around the world.
The programs announced include $76 million to build dog parks in Syria, $30 million for message schools in Pakistan, $45 million for Brazilian waxes in Somalia and $87 million for neighborhood feng shui in Libya.
"We are committed to building ladders of opportunity to help develop the enormous talent that resides in the people of this region," Mrs. Clinton said, "In return we pray you will stop killing us."
Later to the delight of her hosts, Mrs. Clinton performed a native belly dance.
My comments: Giving tons of money we don't have to those who wish to murder us sounds like a wonderful strategy, but wouldn't it be easier and cheaper just to kill them? Just saying...
