HAVANA (SR) - In what many are calling a "bromance" for the ages, Fidel Castro has seemingly become so infatuated with Barack Obama that hardly a week goes by without the Cuban president mentioning, writing about, or even phoning his U.S. counterpart.
Insiders claim the friendship is more than mere admiration, and rumors of late night phone calls and computer messenging involving "hot and erotic wordplay" abound. "Even the mention of Obama's name makes El Presidente pant like a dog," reports one unnamed source close to the Cuban leader.
Castro has called Obama sincere, courageous, well meaning, and commonly refers to him as his "political twin." Among other things, he has praised Obama's work ethic, sincerity, vigor, "perfect taut butt," and reportedly sleeps under a full sized photo of a swimsuit-clad Barack Obama over his bed.
Meanwhile, President Obama is said to spend hours alone watching newsreel footage of Castro while wearing a pair of the dictator's underwear received in a recent "goodwill" exchange. One White House staff member remarked, "I believe Barack feels a real bond with Fidel that goes well beyond their common political ideology. It's way, way deeper than that."
My comments: Gee, if not for the age difference and the fact Barry's already married to a brutal Marxist, these two would make a great couple. Let's toast to these love birds of a feather with a delicious margarita!
