TOKYO (SR) - President Barack Obama possibly used his meeting with Japanese Emperor Akihito Saturday as an opportunity to regain favor with homosexuals who have accused the President of ignoring their interests.
Upon meeting the dashing Akihito, Obama leaned down and attempted to unzip the Emperor's fly with his teeth in an obvious prelude to a sexual act popular with the gay community. Akihito, a heterosexual, moved his crotch slightly out of range of the lunging president's mouth, and smiled uncomfortably as his wife, Empress Michiko, looked on in stunned disbelief.
"I was not prepared for deviant mouth play from President Obama, but I am deeply honored he would find me attractive," said a gracious Emperor Akihito later to reporters.
The President's overt attempt to bond with the gay community using a prominent world leader is not his first, as earlier this year Obama attempted the same move with Saudi King Abdullah, with similar results - the gay community didn't notice and Abdullah was left frightened and confused.
President Obama's next stop is China, where last minute efforts are reportedly underway to erect a waist-high barrier in the official meeting room.
My comments: I know Barry is trying to regain favor with the gay community, but these surprise moves do little more than unnerve his hosts and, I believe, reflect poorly on the First Lady. For God's sake, just stop it already!
President Obama lunges for Emperor Akihito's fly
