WASHINGTON (SR) - President Obama and First Lady Michelle honored Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Tuesday night at their first state dinner, along with a dazzling list of Hollywood A-listers, campaign donors, fellow Democrats, commies, sodomites, antichrists, socialists, false prophets, Marxists, jihadists, racists, Godless pinheads, and family.
“Everyone looks great; we’re feeling great, and why the hell shouldn't we, this mutha's costing taxpayers over a million bucks,” White House social secretary Desiree Rogers told a phalanx of cameras as she arrived, betraying no hint of nerves at the biggest social event of the Obama presidency.
The only problem in an otherwise flawless evening was when Prime Minister Singh's wife, Gursharan Kaur, apparently fainted from fear when First Lady Michelle Obama unknowingly startled her. Kaur quickly recovered and although shaken, continued to participate in the evening's festivities.
My comments: Wow, nice party, although I could've done the same thing with some card tables, one of those gigantic sub sandwiches, and a margarita machine for about $250, but I suppose it wouldn't have been the same...
