TEHRAN (SR) - Iran said Israel and U.S. spy agencies are likely behind the bomb killing of a prominent nuclear scientist.
Massoud Ali-Mohammadi, a professor of nuclear physics, was killed by a remote-controlled device planted in a giant matzo ball left on a motorcycle in front of his home.
“Signs of evil by Zionist regime and the U.S. can be seen in this terrorist incident,” said Foreign Ministry spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast. In the area of the matzo ball investigators also found a half-eaten corndog, an issue of Playboy magazine, several Marlboro cigarette butts, and a dreidel.
Israeli and U.S. spokespersons called the accusations "so silly," but as a gesture of goodwill offered to provide a "tiny casket" for the burial of Ali-Mohammadi's left nipple, all that remained of the scientist.
My comments: Why is it every time an Iranian nuclear scientist gets blown up by a matzo ball it's the Jew's fault? Give it a break, already!
