WASHINGTON (SR) - Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano announced Monday that all major airports will be installing and using new body-scanners, in an attempt to tighten security.
In response to some critics who claim the devices constitute an invasion of privacy, Napolitano demonstrated the scanner in front of the press to show that images produced are not graphic to the point were individuals should be embarrassed.
Napolitano's scan did produce some mild discomfort among reporters, until an aide assured them that the Homeland Security chief was carrying a corndog for lunch.
My comments: Oh good grief, if that's a corndog, are those malted milk balls? I don't know if I can drink enough margaritas to erase this image from my brain, but I've got to try!
Janet Napolitano airport scan