WASHINGTON (SR) - In tonight's State of the Union speech, President Barack Obama will attempt to reconnect with those voters who elected him to office, then abandoned him like so many rats off a sinking ship - the white middle class.
The White House intends to use this speech to reverse the groundswell of middle class dissatisfaction with his out-of-control spending, corporate and banking subsidies and takeovers, socialized healthcare agenda, weakness in defense, and general dishonesty.
According to one White House source, the President will "pull out all the stops," including wearing lighter makeup, different hairstyle, and using his campaign-style "white" dialect.
Look for Obama to stay clear of negative issues such as healthcare, terrorism, banks, unions, car companies, Iran, recent elections, the Olympics, abortion, czars, the Federal Reserve, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barney Frank, Eric Holder, Janet Napolitano, climate change, the Senate or House, ACORN, Cap and Trade, jobs, or anything relating to the economy.
"He's basically going to say the state of the union is sound, then talk about his dog, Bo, and recent Hawaiian vacation for an hour, that's it," said the source. "All white middle class people like dogs and vacations to Hawaii - this should do the trick."
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My comments: I'd love to watch Barry weave his magic tonight, but unfortunately I have to stare contemplatively at my living room wall while enjoying a margarita at about that time. Maybe next year.
