KABUL (SR) - The Taliban vowed on Thursday to fight back with a "new style hit and run" guerrilla campaign against Western and Afghan forces preparing to storm one of their key strongholds in southern Afghanistan.
The NATO assault against the town of Marjah in the Helmand province dubbed "Operation Sheethead Shootfest (OSS)" is expected to begin within days and aims to drive out kill the Taliban, and replace their perverted, retarded society with something more human-like.
In a defiant statement on their website, the Taliban described their new style guerrilla warfare as a modified form of the classic "hit and run" strategy they have labeled "sh*t and run."
"We will attack the infidels with deadly evasive maneuvers, crapping our pants and running all over the place, hopefully hiding before they kill us. The infidels will tire, then go crazy, then go home," the statement said.
My comments: That's not a new strategy, I've employed that fighting style for years!
Let's mix some margaritas while we wait for the fun to begin!
Taliban practicing new "sh*t and run" guerrilla tactics
