WASHINGTON (SR) - President Obama pulled out all the stops Wednesday in an effort to impress Hispanic voters, as his administration hosted an incredibly expensive and spectacular gala for visiting Mexican President Nacho Calderon.
From the elaborate staging, decoration, and exotic gourmet multi-course dinner, to entertainment by Beyonce, the glitzy multimillion dollar event wowed impoverished Mexicans and out-of-work Americans alike.
The highlight of the evening was First Lady Michelle's dramatic entrance in a shimmering, vertically pleated high-waisted designer gown that compressed and stretched her seven foot frame to well over eight feet tall, dwarfing the President and their guests.
In a bizarre twist, literally all of President Calderon's female officials and staff accompanying him on the visit were unable to attend the gala, as incredibly all 176 were in labor at Washington area hospitals. "What a coincidence," remarked Calderone's wife, Chimi.
My comments: Wow, this whole thing so illustrates the Democrat's love for all Hispanic peoples! What a contrast to those wicked conservatives who practice intolerance against Mexican illegals just for committing crimes. Welcome to the Democrat's (guaranteed) blueprint for victory!
First Ladies Chimi and Michelle, Presidents Calderon and Obama