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When asked why they believed Kagan was an unfit candidate, Rabbi Yehuda Levin, spokesman for the alliance told Scooter's Report, "Who the hell cares what she does, we're saying we wouldn't eat her."
The boy, 10-year-old Will Phillips, has been embraced by homosexuals for his outspoken support for gay rights since he refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance in school last year.
"He is a fabulous little boy," said Rump Riders National Chairman Bobbi Starr. "To be so young, and so brave is just an inspiration to all of us who are fighting for the same rights and liberties as normal people. The fact he really rocks a thong doesn't hurt, either."
Geithner: US Can No Longer Drive World Economy
US Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner told the BBC that the world "cannot depend as much on the US as it has in the past."
When asked to elaborate on his statement, Geithner said, "The US has become very financially unstable in the last year and a half and we don't really know why. Maybe we need to spend more or buy gold or something - I dunno."
Geithner was speaking in Washington ahead of G8 and G20 meetings this weekend in Toronto.
Home Depot Hosts Kiddie Clinics At Gay Fests
The home-improvement giant has sponsored yet another "gay" pride event and provided children's craft workshops at the 2010 Southern Maine Pride Festival in Portland, Maine.Activities at the workshops include teaching children home decorating fundamentals and "making dildos and butt plugs for fun and profit."
Home Depot has sponsored similar children's activities at homosexual affairs in Atlanta, Kansas City, Durham, Portland and San Diego.