ANKARA, TURKEY (Scooter's Report Exclusive) - The conclusion of my interview with Ahfouk Miselph, one of the peace activists aboard the Turkish flotilla raided by the Israelis earlier this week:
SR: So you and your fellow activists attacked the Israelis because you were afraid they would shoot you with paintballs, is that correct?
Ahfouk: Well, that was one reason.
SR: There was another reason?
Ahfouk: One of the Jews sexually assaulted a single woman on board. Those flying Jews were like sex-starved dogs!
SR: You're saying an Israeli commando raped a female passenger?
Ahfouk: Absolutely, we all saw him do it. As we were beating him like a pinata, he suddenly let go of the rope and thrust himself onto an innocent and frightened young girl, pinning her on the deck. Praise be to Allah my little sister was covered, or she'd be pregnant now.
SR: The soldier fell on your little sister? Is she OK?
Ahfouk: Besides getting a fat lip when she fell on her club, she was fine. We restored our family's honor and threw the little slut overboard.
SR: And the Israeli soldier who landed on her?
Ahfouk: He was obviously enticed by the little whore - we took his watch and let him go.
SR: How did the raid end?
Ahfouk: It turned out the Jews had real guns and they unexpectedly started shooting the crap out of us.
SR: And so your group surrendered?
Ahfouk: No, we chased them around with sticks while they shot our nuts off. Of course we surrendered.
SR: Thank you for sharing your story.
Ahfouk: Whatever.
Slut overboard!
