ORLANDO. FL (SR) - Fox News is reporting that the Tiger Woods-Elin Nordegren divorce is final, with only a filing in Orlando County Court remaining.
Sources say Elin will receive approximately $750 million, but in return has agreed to never discuss or write anything about Tiger's affairs for the rest of her life.
Another key stipulation of the settlement bars Tiger from exposing their children to any of his female friends. Sources say Nordegren is extremely concerned the children could be injured by "gigantic fake breasts flying around."
The couple are expected to file for the divorce in the upcoming weeks.
My comments: Maybe now Elin can finally afford a boyfriend who's not so goofy looking....
