HILLSBOROUGH, N.C. (SR) - Lawyers continued to battle Wednesday for custody of a sex tape showing ex-presidential candidate John Edwards and mistress Rielle Hunter.
Hunter claims the tape is hers, and is trying to get it back from Andrew Young, the former Edwards aide who wrote a tell-all book about the smarmy politician's quest for the White House.
Lawyers for Young argued that Hunter had no claim to it. They contended the video belonged to the Edwards campaign or his political action committee, although those that have seen the tape say the action is anything but political, and barely even action.
A source close to the case described the video as "Kama Sutra meets the Special Olympics," and said it was "like watching an well-coiffed, over-stimulated hamster attacking a cocktail waitress, only weirder."
My comments: I don't think there's enough margaritas in the Western Hemisphere to make me want to see those two mouth-breathers bump uglies.