SCOOTER'S REPORT - The lowdown on today's top headlines:
Rangel Charged With Multiple Ethics Violations
It's no secret that this pompous parasite has been using his position for decades to enrich himself. While Charlie's been under investigation forever, he's never stopped screwing the taxpayers long enough for the charges to be tallied until now.
We can only hope this doucherocket receives more than a slap on the wrist (what a shame that habitual hair straightener abuse doesn't warrant hard time).
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Gulf Boats Having Trouble Finding Oil
I have a feeling BP is paying these guys by the hour.
Dems Contemplate Reductions In Military Funding
Holy Pope-on-a-rope, what a news flash! I'd rate it right up there with "Rangel Charged With Multiple Ethics Violations" or "Fire Hot, Water Wet!"
Short-changing our fighting forces has been one of the Democrats' favorite things forever, right behind killing babies. Definitely not news.
Biden Calls Republicans "Wildly Out Of Touch"
Let's see, Republicans do not believe we can borrow our way to prosperity, appease our enemies so they don't want to kill us, want our government in the health care, automobile, banking, or investment businesses, delight in the wholesale slaughter of of babies, hate business, hate successful people, nor want to encourage the lazy by suckling them at the public teat for perpetuity - Yep, 'Slow' Joe's right - Republicans are wildly out of touch with his party and administration, thank you God.
Congressman Charles Rangel
