LYNWOOD, CA (SR) - Actress Lindsay Lohan surrendered at a Beverly Hills courthouse Tuesday morning for her sentencing hearing, then was remanded into custody. The troubled Pop-Tart was handcuffed, processed, then taken to jail.
By late afternoon reports coming from the correctional facility indicate Miss Lohan had (1) gotten numerous tattoos, (2) participated in several fights, including one where she stabbed a fellow inmate with a "shank," (3) been involved in at least 6 lesbian relationships, (4) was 'written up' for smuggling large quantities of illegal drugs and paraphernalia on/in her person, (5) joined a gang, and (6) found Jesus, only to lose Him in a batch of Pruno.
Lohan's sentence of 90 days is expected to be reduced to a quarter of that, due to prison overcrowding.
Lohan "kicks it' with her bitch
