SCOOTER"S REPORT - NASA Administrator Charles Bolden said in a recent interview that his "foremost" mission as the head of America's space exploration agency is to improve relations with the Muslim world.
Bolden told Al Jazeera that President Obama gave him three directives when he became NASA administrator: Reach out to youth, reach out to the international community, and most importantly, reach out and bond with Muslims.
"I had originally been thinking more along the lines of putting rockets into space, but I don't set policy, so I decided to combine all three missions. For the last year and a half I have been docking with as many young, foreign Muslim girls as possible," said Bolden.
"While it's not space travel, it is similar: Exciting, exploring strange places, and always very hairy."
My comments: I always thought NASA spent too much money on space travel, and not enough coddling antichrist religions...
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