WASHINGTON (SR) - As President Obama travels the country on his "Summer of Recovery" tour in an attempt to restore his (and his party's) ratings, the message of hope he brings to disenfranchised Americans is "things could be worse."
"While the economy may be somewhat grim, think what life would be like if giant chinchillas were sexually abusing us," the President told a crowd in Buffalo, New York. "This has not happened while I have been in office, nor will it."
The President similarly buoyed voter's spirits in Las Vegas, telling them, "You may be out of work, but at least you're not having to eat your own poop - things aren't nearly that bad yet."
Mr Obama’s trips
follow an increasingly grim pattern of poll findings, which show
deep-rooted skepticism among anyone with an IQ higher than a swim fin's about the effects of the
stimulus, his approach to the economy, and basically him in general.
My comments: Speaking for myself, I'd much prefer giant horny rats and poop-eating to that Godless moron telling me how he's improved my life...
