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LAS VEGAS (SR) - In the wake of allegations that football superstar Brett Favre sent photos of his penis to former Jets game-day host and Playboy model Jennifer Sterger, rumors have surfaced that Scooter's Report media mogul, Scooter Van Neuter, sent lewd photos of himself to former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin earlier this year.
According to a source close to Palin, the images accompanied a series of text messages from Van Neuter requesting a private meeting, and offers of a "hot fondue massage."
"He like texted her every day, always wanting to rub hot cheese on her, and poke her with fondue forks and stuff. He also sent over 100 photos of his, you know, including a coffee table book with it dressed up in cute historical outfits - it was sickening," said the source who wished to remain anonymous.
Van Neuter vehemently denies the allegations, although admitted to possibly sending Palin an innocent photo or two in the past.
"I may have sent Mrs. Palin some pictures, but I'm pretty sure they were of rainbows or a pony or something like that. If other things got in the photo it was an accident, I assure you," Van Neuter told reporters this morning when reached at his luxury suite at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas.
Authorities are said to be investigating the incident, and reports indicate charges may be filed in the near future.
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Scooter Van Neuter, one of over a hundred images allegedly sent to Palin
