SCOOTER'S REPORT - All news, no fat. Today's headlines:
First Lady Campaigns In Polling Place
With her privileged upbringing and top-dollar Ivy League education, one would assume Michelle Obama has at least some intelligence. Wrong. Every time this woman opens her mouth, she reminds us that money can't buy common sense, and that privilege doesn't breed character.
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Sharron Angle and Harry Reid Debate
...And according to the Nevada press, the verdict is unanimous - Angle by a knockout!
Recap: Angle started out slowly, softening up Reid by verbally beating him about the head and shoulders. Suddenly, Angle sent the Senator sprawling to the mat with a vicious verbal flying drop-kick, where she proceeded to river-dance on his face and torso, before verbally ripping off his nuts and throwing them into the studio audience. The old commie never stood a chance.
Violent, brutal, incredibly satisfying.
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Obama Stars On MTV Democrat Infomercial
Let's see, we had Barry talking for an hour to a bunch of hand-picked liberal/progressive nose-pickers about his accomplishments and aspirations, but according to MTV it wasn't a political endorsement of any party. Right.
I watched this lurid, liberal love-fest for as long as I possibly could, which turned out to be the length of time it took to introduce Barry. I found it to be very informative, and the kids looked just great!
