SCOOTER'S REPORT - If it's news but not here, it's not.
Hip Hop Barack
Half-white President Barack Obama broke out his best impersonation of a hip black dude at a Democratic fund raiser Thursday night. The event featuring some talentless hip hop "artist"/future gunshot victim nobody over the age of 16 has ever heard of - no doubt a strong play for the Tea Party vote...
Yo, just when you thought an individual occupying the highest office in the land couldn't possibly act more undignified and/or retarded, Barry does. Again.
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Teary Emanuel Receives White House Send-off
It seems Rahm got all weepy when his colleagues presented him with a dead fish as a going away gift, in honor of the only incident in his political or professional career he will ever be remembered for.
Americans everywhere (except probably Chicago) are celebrating this profane, Godless leftard's departure from the White House hierchy.
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California Decriminalizes Marijuana Possession
In a possibly-related story, the Democratic Party announced today that they are relocating their national headquarters from Washington DC to San Francisco.
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Bin Laden Decries Global Warming
It's official - this homocidal carpet-kissing sheet-head just jumped the shark in truly dramatic fashion.
Poor, O - one minute the world's most feared terrorist, the next, an impotent, babbling disembodied voice doing his best impression of Nancy Pelosi discussing global thermal dynamics. Pathetic.
No word on the rumored sighting of Osama and Al Gore together in Cancun last weekend, but I'm thinking there's something to it.
President Obama (r) at Dem hip hop fundraiser
