COLUMBUS, Ohio (SR) - An increasingly desperate President Barack Obama warned an audience here that his administration is being attacked by a huge neo-Nazi paramilitary organization intent on controlling the populace under a brutal tyranny.
Dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi, the President worked the crowd of Democratic supporters into a frenzy as he gyrated about the stage waving a toy "light saber" and screaming, "They're fighting back! The Empire is striking back," apparently referring to the GOP.
Unfortunately, one woman near the stage was slightly hurt when two batteries flew from the light saber toy and struck her in the face. In addition, several people were taken to area hospitals after they were trampled by Obama supporters, reportedly high on crack cocaine, attempting to flee from the "striking Empire."
My comments: Wow, Barry really has a flair for the theatrical! Also, I think Michelle makes a better Wookie than the original, IMHO. Nice job, retards!
