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Obama Makes Surprise Visit to Afghanistan
Is it too late to scatter some shoulder-fired ground-to-air rocket launchers next to the airport?
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Wow, Barry and Joe's "Recovery Summer" segued directly into "Relapse Winter" - nice job! Hey, I know what would help, let's raise taxes on business owners!
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Boehner: Dems Need to Stop Wasting Time on Tax Hikes
Can you believe somebody actually has to tell these retard Democrats that maybe right now isn't the best time to hike taxes on business owners?
Mouth-breathers like Harry Reid are absolutely determined to carry out their class warfare, even if it means wrecking what's left of our economy. Whoever voted this pinhead back into office needs to be neutered (preferably with a rusty butter knife) before they multiply.
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Release Date Set For "The Beaver" With Mel Gibson
Holy cow, I hope he doesn't curse the Beave or smack the crap out of June!
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New Major News Outlet Unmitigated Failure
It's simply unbelievable that site isn't one of America's favorites yet. Word is that it's huge over in France, proving again that Americans have no style or taste.
President Obama visits Afghanistan
