SCOOTER'S REPORT - News you need to know, no news to know you don't.
Tom Brokow: "I Would Be Nervous Going Into A Bar In Arizona"
Yeah, we in Arizona know how you'd feel, retard - probably exactly the same way we would walking into NBC (shudder)...
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SHOCK: 90 Pregnancies At Memphis High School
Holy Pope-on-a-rope, that's a lot! You know, former president Bill Clinton spoke at that same school just a couple months ago, maybe he should have said something about abstinence...
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R.I. Governor Calls For Ad Ban On Talk Radio
This is hardly a surprise coming from someone serving in a state that bans public officials with an IQ higher than a rubber dog toy...
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Maine Governor Paul LePage to NAACP: "Kiss My Butt"
Finally a feel-good story to reaffirm one's faith in mankind! Those racist retards can kiss mine, too. Make it French.
Former president Clinton visits Memphis High School
