August 21, 2005
Report From Camp Casey
I just returned from the camp and I want to tell you, it was AWESOME!
Joan has never sounded so good and we all wept and sang together until some guy on bad acid ran naked through the crowd screaming that Condi Rice was trying to "eat his brain".
Later, we all had a group hug, did some peyote, and said somber prayers for all the innocent insects and plants that had been killed and ravaged by Bush and his storm troopers in Iraq. A lady sang a song titled "Oh Cricket Of Peace" that moved many of us to tears.
Someone then produced a poster of Bush and mayhem ensued as dozens of people rushed to punch, tear, and spit on it. In an unfortunate incident, a toddler had one eye reddened when someone attempted to urinate on it but was too stoned to calculate trajectory. They say she will be OK but her "no more nukes" jumper was ruined.
At the end of the concert we all said mystic chants of peace and warmly hugged each other until several of us were "caught up in the moment" and started fornicating in the dirt for peace.
All in all, it was a truly effective effort in ending this unfair war.
More later.
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