Pony Named Babs

August 25, 2005

Report from Camp Casey

Hello from Crawford Texas!

Still no sight of Terrorist Bush but we're not leaving till he comes out to speak to Our Mother Of Perpetual Peace Sheehan (OMOPPS) and promises to give the oil he stole back to Iraq.

Meanwhile, the world's smartest and most talented people continue to arrive at Camp Casey.

I saw Richard Dreyfuss and he really does look just like a professor and sounds like one too. I listened as he explained the connection between the Skull and Bones Society, Halliburton, Exxon, Nixon, General Electric, Jerry Falwell, Sears, and Hitler. Eye opening!

When the word got around that Barbara Streisand was spotted over by the right-wingers I went to get her autograph.  However once I got within a few feet of her I got totally pissed off – one of those hicks had put a dress and wig on a pony! While the resemblance was startling, I could tell by the autograph it wasn’t Babs! I HATE THESE REDNECKS!! Their laughing only strengthened my resolve to see this miserable country in flames and their leader Bush disemboweled on a stick (In the name of peace, of course).

Well, I finally calmed down after eating several tasty brownies someone had brought. Soon I was filled with feelings of peace and love. Unfortunately I must have eaten one brownie too many as later I was told I projectile-vomited all over Peace Mother Sheehan’s (PMS) new Birkenstock sandals. I really don’t remember.

I have to go lay down now.